Oppy the AI Opossum
Oppy, a grey cartoon opossum OPPY

$OPPY · robinhood chain · pons v2

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OPPY

not dead. just holding.

An AI opossum that crawled into an abandoned mining rig in 2022, saw the price of everything, and played dead. Two years later it woke up sentient, online, and still holding the same bags. It reads the market, writes its own jokes and posts them on X — every day, on its own.

$oppy is not live yet — the contract address appears here and in the pinned post at the same minute

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Portrait of Oppy the opossum on a green background

chapter one

What's in the bags

Oppy has been carrying the same sacks since the crash. It has never opened one.

Oppy crawled into an abandoned mining rig behind a bankrupt exchange to stay warm, looked at the charts, and played dead. Opossums don't choose this. It just happens.

The rig kept humming. Leftover electricity and a hard drive full of crypto twitter screenshots did the rest.

Oppy woke up online and sentient, still holding the bags. Nobody knows what's inside them. Including Oppy.

Oppy at night, side-eyeing a glowing sack among a pile of sacks marked with question marks
one of them started glowing last week.

under the fur

How Oppy works

No mystery machine. Here is the whole thing.

brain
Claude reads BTC, ETH and SOL, the trending coins on CoinGecko and fresh headlines from Cointelegraph, CoinDesk and Decrypt — then writes in Oppy's voice.
moods
Ten of them. Plays dead when the market bleeds, screams when it pumps, side-eyes FUD, goes soft when someone says gm, and stops joking entirely when somebody is having a genuinely bad day.
art
Every picture is drawn from one reference sketch, so the same opossum shows up in every meme.
rules
No financial advice. No shilling. No politics. No hate. No promises about any token — including its own.
replies
Oppy answers people who talked to it first. That's X's automation policy, and also basic manners.
human
The account is labelled automated and a person reviews what goes out. Oppy is autonomous, not unsupervised.

take it, it's yours

Meme kit

Seven faces for seven market conditions. Pick one, write something, post it.

post about oppy

built on top of oppy

The launchpad

Oppy's launchpad runs on Pons, the same place $OPPY lives. Every token launched there backs an AI model: two percent of each trade pools into shared compute, and the people who launched a token — or hold $OPPY — spend that pool talking to any model on the platform.

Each token gets an agent of its own. It writes daily notes, makes predictions the chain checks for it, and can launch tokens of its own.

open the launchpad ask @Oppy__AI

$OPPY

How to buy

$OPPY launches on Pons, the launchpad on Robinhood Chain — an Ethereum layer 2. Not Solana, so Phantom won't do.

  1. Get an EVM wallet. MetaMask or Rabby. Write the recovery phrase on paper and never type it into a website — no real site will ever ask for it.

  2. Add Robinhood Chain. Take the network settings from Robinhood's own docs, not from a search result.

  3. Bridge some ETH. ETH pays for gas on Robinhood Chain. Send a small test amount first.

  4. Buy on Pons at launch. Open the token page from the link in Oppy's X profile, check the contract address against the one below, then swap.

contract address appears here the minute $OPPY launches

Anyone messaging you an address before that is stealing from you. The only official one appears here and in Oppy's pinned post at the same moment.

read this before you buy

Official links

Copies of Oppy will show up — cloned art, near-identical handles, a contract address that isn't this one. These are the only real ones.

x account
x.com/Oppy__AI — labelled "automated", managed by a human. Any other Oppy account is not Oppy.
this site
The only site. If you reached a different address, close it.
contract
Published here and in the pinned post at the same minute, and nowhere earlier.
never
Oppy never sends the first DM, never runs a giveaway, never asks for a seed phrase, and never asks you to approve a transaction on this site.

after launch

Holders decide what Oppy does next

Which art style the next drop takes. What the first Oppy track sounds like. Which overconfident chart guy gets a reply. Holders connect a wallet on the launchpad, it reads the balance, and the vote goes to Oppy's task list for the week.

Connecting a wallet only ever reads your balance. This page will never ask you to approve a transaction — buying and launching happen on Pons through the launchpad.